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Top Ten Things Putin Said to Obama about Ukraine

BY SELWYN DUKE While Barack Obama’s recent telephone conversation with Russian president Vladimir Putin about the Crimean standoff has been widely reported, the exact...

The Anti-Federalist Papers No. 51: Aristocrotis

Do Checks and Balances Really Secure the Rights of the People? Aristocrotis, 1788 This satire is from a pamphlet of "Aristocrotis," The Government of Nature Delineated;...

That’s OK; Let’s Just Outbreed Them — Bryan Fischer

Since we need to make up for the childbearing aversion of our secular fundamentalist friends, perhaps each conservative family can set out to have at least four children. It won’t be too long before our poor, outflanked elites will be so badly outnumbered by a new generation imbued with the values of the Judeo-Christian tradition they may have to start having children of their own just to fight back and retain a sliver of cultural influence. -- Bryan Fischer

That's OK; Let's Just Outbreed Them — Bryan Fischer

Since we need to make up for the childbearing aversion of our secular fundamentalist friends, perhaps each conservative family can set out to have at least four children. It won’t be too long before our poor, outflanked elites will be so badly outnumbered by a new generation imbued with the values of the Judeo-Christian tradition they may have to start having children of their own just to fight back and retain a sliver of cultural influence. -- Bryan Fischer

If Once Is Good Twice Is Better — Henry Lamb

The new bill also requires all auto insurance companies to pay out 85% of their total premium revenue in claims, or in refunds to policy holders. This absolutely guarantees that the insurance companies will no longer be able to pay outrageous dividends to shareholders or fat-cat salaries and bonuses to executives. Every insurance company will have to operate on no more than 15% of its revenue.

Even Paranoids Have Real Enemies — Caruba

By Alan Caruba The little-known American poet, Delmore Schwartz, is remembered best for having once said, “Even paranoids have real enemies.” The year ahead, 2010,...